XMAS VIDEO MESSAGE / SONG

Here's the deal...

For twenty quid you can personalise a message to a mate / enemy / co-worker / lover for any event.

You can also do the same but in musical form, a song of around 30 secs that Black Mist will scream at your loved / unloved one. That'll be fifty smackers.

Either option will be quickly followed up by a short questionnaire emailed to you for maximum joviality.

Guaranteed for Xmas. Also available for people who have mental birthdays that are close to Xmas.